No I don't wanna do extra work

There was a time when I used to be the tough ass eat-nails-for-breakfast insufferable slave driver of any team, but now, now that I'm over the hill with the nutty little school projects, I'm no longer the one taking it upon himself to refine to perfection every line of a report or every custom animation of a presentation. I just do my part and pull my weight and turn in a good piece of work to the poor guy who volunteered to compile the report, and I kick back and relax.

It's fun. No need to stay up overnight waiting for people who can't meet subdeadlines so I can begin work, and no need to spend hours trying to rephrase unintelligible sentences written in the letter of English, but structured with the grammar of Chinese and fraught with the logic of imbeciles.

Hard Rock

love this shot

Hey! Hey, Pound! Hey!

The pound is getting its ass shafted. Shorted GBP/USD and longed EUR/GBP, but they're taking breathers now.

Speaking of currency hedging analyses, I dunno how to incorporate a CHA into a portfolio reallocation analysis, for a portfolio with unhedged, partially-hedged and fully-hedged assets.

btw i love my gf

Son of a puke

Today as I got off the train to walk to my office, I had to navigate around a pool of puke someone had left on the platform. Booby trap for whoever slips on it and receives its full benefit. Work sucks that much, huh!

Recess week is nearly here. It's like cutting up that last piece of cake on the table into a ridiculously thin slice to act as if the cake can last longer than it's meant to.

Stuff to blow your brains out with

Now here's some advice:

National Hero

US dollar rally last night. Now really, that's what you mean by a Go USA! Would long USD against the JPY, but USD/JPY has been flat for months. Shorts on the GBP and EUR against the USD are paying off now. Reminds me of this joke:

There was a fat trader (usually they get fat, because big pay = good food, and also because cortisol, secreted during times of stress, encourages belly fat) who had a heavy lunch. He came back, and loosened his belt because his gut was enormous. In the trading pit, he saw that he now needed to buy back a position he had borrowed on. In the excitement and frantic gesticulating characteristic of traders, his pants fell to his ankles thanks to his unhooked belt. As everyone on the trading floor gaped at his boxers, the fat trader scrambled to pull his pants up. A wise guy goes "now that's what you call COVERING YOUR SHORTS!"

Yeah I bet you're scratching your head and wondering what's so funny. Get a brain! Morans...

Chinese New Year and Valentine's

Happy Valentine's. This Armani tee hugs your curves just right ;)

Pip my ride

When I checked my open positions and saw the USD dollar going through the roof I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS


OK but I have to take some advice from Nick and watch my defence because I'm fully loaded on six USD base/cross pairs and while my account is going north I can't afford to have it all rammed down my throat when the USD tanks.

USD/CHF

Breakout on the USD/CHF through resistances of Sep '09 and Dec '09.

It's like those silly whacking games where you have to use the mallet to bash the critter on its head the moment it emerges from the hole. This is exactly it. USD/CHF is that critter.

Dude this is a joke right?

Obama proposes to curb proprietary trading? Guess you motherfuckers aren't all rushing to go all Sales & Trading now anymore eh?

Which of course, makes Suckdick Capital Management even more IN YOUR FACE.

But nothing's certain; let's see how this goes and turns the financial world on its ear.

Movie

If I stick a camera in your face it's because I'm doing a video collage and well, I want you to be in it. So don't shy away, give me a thumbs up give me a smile give me an up yours flip me the bird--anything. However you wanna remember yourself in college.

The Silence of Your Lambs

Man these guys look like goofballs who just grow their hair long because it makes them look all metal and shit, and their band name is really such a wimpy one but dude when they do their show they blow your nuts right out of your ears.

Coming in April 2010. Lamb of God @ Downtown East.

Wall of Death, biatch!!!!!

12th Day of Christmas

Boy, your soul betta' belong to Jesus...

...Cos your ass belongs to Chevrier !



Have a good stay Kenny

Let's Rock

You bring the ass, the turtles bring the whoopin'

First working day of 2010 coming up. USD pushed upward at the end of last year. I'm unsure what's going to happen when the markets open after all the revelry, but I'm excited.

31st Dec 2015: Conclusion of The Great Turtle Experiment.

What comes next, is a fund that's gonna be called Suckdick Capital Management LLP. Chew on that.

BUTTERZOMBIES, & Happy New Year

Only in the VIP. Buon Anno Nuovo!

Thanks to Char and her colleagues and friends, it was a pretty fun night. Easy as butter, smooth as a baby's behind!

It's 2010. Try to make this year count, if you haven't been doing much with your life in the past. The future is now.