Sunday, January 31, 2010


Breakout on the USD/CHF through resistances of Sep '09 and Dec '09.

It's like those silly whacking games where you have to use the mallet to bash the critter on its head the moment it emerges from the hole. This is exactly it. USD/CHF is that critter.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Dude this is a joke right?

Obama proposes to curb proprietary trading? Guess you motherfuckers aren't all rushing to go all Sales & Trading now anymore eh?

Which of course, makes Suckdick Capital Management even more IN YOUR FACE.

But nothing's certain; let's see how this goes and turns the financial world on its ear.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


If I stick a camera in your face it's because I'm doing a video collage and well, I want you to be in it. So don't shy away, give me a thumbs up give me a smile give me an up yours flip me the bird--anything. However you wanna remember yourself in college.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Silence of Your Lambs

Man these guys look like goofballs who just grow their hair long because it makes them look all metal and shit, and their band name is really such a wimpy one but dude when they do their show they blow your nuts right out of your ears.

Coming in April 2010. Lamb of God @ Downtown East.

Wall of Death, biatch!!!!!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

12th Day of Christmas

Boy, your soul betta' belong to Jesus...

...Cos your ass belongs to Chevrier !

Have a good stay Kenny

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Let's Rock

You bring the ass, the turtles bring the whoopin'

First working day of 2010 coming up. USD pushed upward at the end of last year. I'm unsure what's going to happen when the markets open after all the revelry, but I'm excited.

31st Dec 2015: Conclusion of The Great Turtle Experiment.

What comes next, is a fund that's gonna be called Suckdick Capital Management LLP. Chew on that.

Saturday, January 2, 2010


Only in the VIP. Buon Anno Nuovo!

Thanks to Char and her colleagues and friends, it was a pretty fun night. Easy as butter, smooth as a baby's behind!

It's 2010. Try to make this year count, if you haven't been doing much with your life in the past. The future is now.