Thursday, May 27, 2010

Winning Hand

Now, that, you sons of bitches, is what you call a full house. Read 'em and weep. I own you.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Haha Religion

I've been reading more comics lately since I've got plenty of time.

In the comic book The Losers (now a major motion picture), one character quips that on any US bank bill you can find "in God we trust". Except God, in the real world, stands for Guns, Oil, Drugs.

In a Marvel series, one character tells Wolverine or somebody that there's a new virus that only attacks people with faith. So anyone with a religion is diseased. He then goes on to explain his immunity, by saying he has a problem believing in things that are not above himself.

That's why they call em comics. Good laugh, yet so true too.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Monday, May 17, 2010

Eyes on the Prize

This isn't some 10 week internship or some modular course in university anymore. There's no end in sight. You don't get to do your countdowns and scratch days off a calendar. The old guys call it the rat race.

Except, I'm going to fuck all of you other rats.

Right, Lam?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

oh the irony

Health minister Khaw is in hospital for heart disease.

But I guess, just as the education minister isn't the most scholarly, or the labour minister the most hardworking, it doesn't matter.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

oh joy

people are going for grad trips and soon facebook will be flooded with photographic fuckups like blurry pictures, lame high-contrast manipulations, retarded jump poses, top down angled shots of not scenery but dumb faces...

i could list all my photography pet peeves but it's not gonna stop the irritating updates from coming. i should 'hide' all the potential fuckuppers first so i don't have to suffer the trash they make the rest of us see in a few weeks' time when they come back.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

imma spank you around like yo mama used to do, punk

i'm going ballistic i can hardly contain myself it's time to flip out and kill the whole town imma be startin a bonfire tomorrow gonna pop champagne and spray the flames sky high and light my cigars with the fury of a thousand forest fires oooooooh yeah you can kiss this bachelor ass what up!!!