12th Day of Christmas

Boy, your soul betta' belong to Jesus...

...Cos your ass belongs to Chevrier !



Have a good stay Kenny

Let's Rock

You bring the ass, the turtles bring the whoopin'

First working day of 2010 coming up. USD pushed upward at the end of last year. I'm unsure what's going to happen when the markets open after all the revelry, but I'm excited.

31st Dec 2015: Conclusion of The Great Turtle Experiment.

What comes next, is a fund that's gonna be called Suckdick Capital Management LLP. Chew on that.

BUTTERZOMBIES, & Happy New Year

Only in the VIP. Buon Anno Nuovo!

Thanks to Char and her colleagues and friends, it was a pretty fun night. Easy as butter, smooth as a baby's behind!

It's 2010. Try to make this year count, if you haven't been doing much with your life in the past. The future is now.

WIIZOMBIES

All little kids love electronics

COCKTAILZOMBIES

OK Happy birthday. Tanti auguri.

CHICKZOMBIES

After Christmas lunch at St. Regis: Feliz Navidad!

FEASTZOMBIES

What I look forward to every Christmas.

XMASZOMBIES

Merry Christmas, everybody. Happy holidays!

GUNZOMBIES

AA205 (Risk management) is so gay we had to go play games immediately after the exam.

BEERZOMBIES

Nobody wants to play Left 4 Dead II after drinks because a drunkard can't shoot straight and a drunkard who can't shoot straight is a shitty team player and a shitty team player gets everyone killed.

Through Hell & High Water

There's no obstacle a big ass hydro pump can't clear!

Nick, it's time to evolve.

Heard at the Office...

"There is no problem with the code or the model. After careful evaluation of your case, the problem lies between your chair and your keyboard."

"Outlook fucking crashed again??? I have to get out of here and get some water before this fucking computer flies like you've never seen birds fly."

Ooo Putain

Spent a few hours backtesting a strategy that looked good for the first two years of trading, and then blew up on the third. That kinda shock, you certainly don't need in your life. Trying another that looks quite promising, and that appears more stable even in quiet periods. If there's anything traders hate, it's quiet periods. These moments of market indecision ruin equity quite quickly sometimes! Make up your minds, assholes, so I can then take the money from your pockets. Zero sum games. Someone's gotta give.

Kill a man, and you're a murderer...
Kill millions, and you're a conqueror...
Kill em' all, and you're a ... GOD.

Singapore Mercantile Exchange

New playground is opening. Lighten up folks.

Dude, the future is so bright, I'm needing sunglasses to shield myself from my own glory.

I JUST GOT MY DATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P. Umaga

Man this guy just died of a heart attack! (No fat jokes please) His matches and moveset were amazing despite his size.