Friday, October 30, 2009

Car Challenge

Guowei says that if I do this to my Porsche, he will do a similarly-styled bodywork for his Ferrari in a Doraemon theme.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

It's all about Control

Ctrl: the usefulness of which you cannot even begin to understand.

  • + PgUp/PgDn
  • + Shift+Enter
  • + Tab
  • + Up/Down/Left/Right
  • + Shift
  • + d
  • + s
  • + c/v
  • + b/i/u
  • + scroll
  • + Alt+Del
  • + Freak

Stop reaching for your mouse instinctively like the old folk grab for their walking sticks!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Pound this Shawty

EUR/GBP, 30m, Today

Short this shit right now for a quick buck.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Sticks and stones may break my bones...

... But words will never hurt me! (so you think)

The daily assault interns in the research office endure:

1) This is just retarded, right?

2) You don't know this? You guys are f'king joking, right?

3) I thought you're university students? I learnt this in 10th grade!

4) Why are you so slow? I hate slow people.

5) You, and you: Am I looking at two hiring mistakes in front of me?

6) Why's the data wrong? Is it sheer stupidity or sabotage?

7) If I produced this work, I'll be ashamed! Embarrassed! Mortified!

8) So I'm looking at this shit, and I'm thinking one of you has low IQ.

Man I can't wait to spring out of bed just to go to work each morning!

Sunday, October 4, 2009


Recess is composed of two parts; 'Re', as a prefix, and 'Cess', as in 'Shit'. Put it together and of course you get 'Shit happening all over again'.

Rabbit and Guinea Pig at a casual dinner