... But words will never hurt me! (so you think)
The daily assault interns in the research office endure:
1) This is just retarded, right?
2) You don't know this? You guys are f'king joking, right?
3) I thought you're university students? I learnt this in 10th grade!
4) Why are you so slow? I hate slow people.
5) You, and you: Am I looking at two hiring mistakes in front of me?
6) Why's the data wrong? Is it sheer stupidity or sabotage?
7) If I produced this work, I'll be ashamed! Embarrassed! Mortified!
8) So I'm looking at this shit, and I'm thinking one of you has low IQ.
Man I can't wait to spring out of bed just to go to work each morning!