Now, that, you sons of bitches, is what you call a full house. Read 'em and weep. I own you.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Haha Religion
I've been reading more comics lately since I've got plenty of time.
In the comic book The Losers (now a major motion picture), one character quips that on any US bank bill you can find "in God we trust". Except God, in the real world, stands for Guns, Oil, Drugs.
In a Marvel series, one character tells Wolverine or somebody that there's a new virus that only attacks people with faith. So anyone with a religion is diseased. He then goes on to explain his immunity, by saying he has a problem believing in things that are not above himself.
That's why they call em comics. Good laugh, yet so true too.
In the comic book The Losers (now a major motion picture), one character quips that on any US bank bill you can find "in God we trust". Except God, in the real world, stands for Guns, Oil, Drugs.
In a Marvel series, one character tells Wolverine or somebody that there's a new virus that only attacks people with faith. So anyone with a religion is diseased. He then goes on to explain his immunity, by saying he has a problem believing in things that are not above himself.
That's why they call em comics. Good laugh, yet so true too.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Eyes on the Prize
This isn't some 10 week internship or some modular course in university anymore. There's no end in sight. You don't get to do your countdowns and scratch days off a calendar. The old guys call it the rat race.
Except, I'm going to fuck all of you other rats.
Right, Lam?
Except, I'm going to fuck all of you other rats.
Right, Lam?
Sunday, May 16, 2010
oh the irony
Health minister Khaw is in hospital for heart disease.
But I guess, just as the education minister isn't the most scholarly, or the labour minister the most hardworking, it doesn't matter.
But I guess, just as the education minister isn't the most scholarly, or the labour minister the most hardworking, it doesn't matter.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
oh joy
people are going for grad trips and soon facebook will be flooded with photographic fuckups like blurry pictures, lame high-contrast manipulations, retarded jump poses, top down angled shots of not scenery but dumb faces...
i could list all my photography pet peeves but it's not gonna stop the irritating updates from coming. i should 'hide' all the potential fuckuppers first so i don't have to suffer the trash they make the rest of us see in a few weeks' time when they come back.
i could list all my photography pet peeves but it's not gonna stop the irritating updates from coming. i should 'hide' all the potential fuckuppers first so i don't have to suffer the trash they make the rest of us see in a few weeks' time when they come back.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
imma spank you around like yo mama used to do, punk
i'm going ballistic i can hardly contain myself it's time to flip out and kill the whole town imma be startin a bonfire tomorrow gonna pop champagne and spray the flames sky high and light my cigars with the fury of a thousand forest fires oooooooh yeah you can kiss this bachelor ass what up!!!
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