Car Challenge

Guowei says that if I do this to my Porsche, he will do a similarly-styled bodywork for his Ferrari in a Doraemon theme.

It's all about Control

Ctrl: the usefulness of which you cannot even begin to understand.

• + PgUp/PgDn
• + Shift+Enter
• + Tab
• + Up/Down/Left/Right
• + Shift
• + d
• + s
• + c/v
• + b/i/u
• + scroll
• + Alt+Del
• + Freak

Stop reaching for your mouse instinctively like the old folk grab for their walking sticks!

Pound this Shawty

EUR/GBP, 30m, Today

Short this shit right now for a quick buck.

Sticks and stones may break my bones...

... But words will never hurt me! (so you think)

The daily assault interns in the research office endure:

1) This is just retarded, right?

2) You don't know this? You guys are f'king joking, right?

3) I thought you're university students? I learnt this in 10th grade!

4) Why are you so slow? I hate slow people.

5) You, and you: Am I looking at two hiring mistakes in front of me?

6) Why's the data wrong? Is it sheer stupidity or sabotage?

7) If I produced this work, I'll be ashamed! Embarrassed! Mortified!

8) So I'm looking at this shit, and I'm thinking one of you has low IQ.

Man I can't wait to spring out of bed just to go to work each morning!

Re-Cess

Recess is composed of two parts; 'Re', as a prefix, and 'Cess', as in 'Shit'. Put it together and of course you get 'Shit happening all over again'.

Rabbit and Guinea Pig at a casual dinner