Goalkeep-speak

Buffon of Juventus is gonna kick your ass....

Gigi Buffon and the Italian male psyche:

“I’ve been called gay, a facist; I’ve read how my relationship is in tatters, I’ve been called a loser, I can deal with all that. But mess with my family and

we’ve got a problem.”

@$$ K-k

I'm going to kick ass. I'm going to kick so much ass, it's not even funny. I'm going to kick asses like you've never seen asses get kicked. I'm going to kick asses so far they'd go one round around the planet and nearly hit me in the back of the head 3 seconds later, but they don't, because I'm such a professional I know just how much I have to hold back on my kick. When I kick ass I cleave galaxies in two. It's not everyday you see an ass kicking so epic that you fear for your own. I'm about to unleash so mega-brutally and I'm going to bring back the asses of a hundred thousand men left assless. You'll never look at an ass without feeling the twitch and the spasm in your leg ever again.

Motley Crue Friday Anthem...

Girls Girls Girls

Why I want a Bass?

Cos i wanna be bad ass.

B.ass.

critter twitter

hai, r we frens

The Blue Caterpillar

When I was a kid, one of the first instances of secondary smoking I witnessed happened in a scene from Alice in Wonderland (cartoon). The blue caterpillar took a drag from his hookah and blew smoke rings at Alice to ask who r u.

he was a cool guy.

now he's even cooler in the Tim Burton movie and he's been christened Absolem.

"Stupid girl."

Profit like the devil

"Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short.
Let him who have understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number.
Its number is six hundred and sixty six."

-Number of the Beast

Iron Maiden

School Shoes

I love being in school. It's fun hanging out with people you enjoy being around.

Now that I've quit Tommy Chevy's A-team at The Office, I'm gonna have more time to stay in school to study, practice Java, and savour the final moments of the schoolboy days.

p/s I don't like to wear socks, you can see that above. socks, ties and cufflinks are shackles that remind you of your place on the corporate ladder. i only wear all three articles for interviews. cufflinks are redundant. too many kids i see around in school wear these proudly. the ones with the bigger egos even have their names embroidered onto their sleeves. that... i guess is only useful if you go to the laundromat and don't want weirdos taking your shirt away without the security of being able to say 'check the name on that french cuff, hobo, now hand it back.'

No I don't wanna do extra work

There was a time when I used to be the tough ass eat-nails-for-breakfast insufferable slave driver of any team, but now, now that I'm over the hill with the nutty little school projects, I'm no longer the one taking it upon himself to refine to perfection every line of a report or every custom animation of a presentation. I just do my part and pull my weight and turn in a good piece of work to the poor guy who volunteered to compile the report, and I kick back and relax.

It's fun. No need to stay up overnight waiting for people who can't meet subdeadlines so I can begin work, and no need to spend hours trying to rephrase unintelligible sentences written in the letter of English, but structured with the grammar of Chinese and fraught with the logic of imbeciles.

Hard Rock

love this shot

Hey! Hey, Pound! Hey!

The pound is getting its ass shafted. Shorted GBP/USD and longed EUR/GBP, but they're taking breathers now.

Speaking of currency hedging analyses, I dunno how to incorporate a CHA into a portfolio reallocation analysis, for a portfolio with unhedged, partially-hedged and fully-hedged assets.

btw i love my gf