Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Stimulate to this!

Everyone wants a bailout by the Federal Government. General Motors and Chrysler got something, and guess who else wants a piece of the action too? The porn bosses. How much are they asking for? US$5 Billion.

Porn's such an American thing anyway; if the auto guys could use that argument (about being an industry that is decidedly America's own) to receive aid, why not the people that bring you Hustler?

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, (and) we feel we deserve the same consideration."

"In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

Damn, this world is crazy. "Stimulus/stimulate" and "package" are words you so don't wanna use now, eh?

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